Oh America, Where Did We Go Wrong? – (We Have a Narcissist Cry Baby For a Leader)

There was a time not long ago when the leaders of our proud nation worried more about important matters of state than what other said about them. Tackling issues of national defense, financial crisis, employment, and trade were more important than denouncing the press or politicians who disagree with your opinions and ideologies. That all changed on January 20, 2017.

We are now facing the dumbing down of the position that has long been considered “the most powerful person in the world”. The current president of our beloved country finds it more important to attack the media. “Fake News”. He finds it necessary to remind everybody of his “yuge” and “biggly” victory via the Electoral College (the same Electoral College he said should be done away with). He continues to make false claims about a popular vote victory even though it has been shown he lost the popular vote by almost three million votes, with almost another 3 million votes going to independent candidates.

However, it wasn’t until recently that his true narcissistic nature was shown. He recently gave the commencement speech at the United States Coast Guard Academy. Our esteemed leader chose to use this moment not so much to congratulate the cadets on their accomplishments, but rather to cry out about the treatment he has received since becoming president. He ranted about how no president in the history of our country has been treated as badly as he has. Nevermind the fact that he is a narcissist, self-indulgent to a fault. His statement simply didn’t ring true. For all his braggadocio, he has claimed to be supremely intelligent, he fails to understand that history simply proves his statement false.

His predecessor, President Obama, was treated rather poorly during his eight years. The legitimacy of his educational achievements was called into question. For six years he had a Congress that not only opposed his every move, it blatantly obstructed them. Worst of all, he had his citizenship called into question by none other than our current leader. It would seem that President Obama may quite well have endured worse treatment than our current leader could possibly have received in less than six months in office.

Presidents Kennedy and Lincoln, two of our most respected presidents, most definitely received worse treatment than our current leader. One protected the nation from the threat of war with the USSR. The other saved a nation from collapse and emancipated a race of people. Yet, both were rewarded for their service in a manner not befitting their service to our nation. Kennedy was assassinated while riding in a motorcade in Dallas, Texas. Lincoln was assassinated while attending a performance at Ford’s Theater. These two fine men of character, morals, and dignity were killed in cold blood. This seems to clearly be worse than any treatment our current president could have received.

So now I ask our “esteemed” leader one very simple question. Is it possible that perhaps in all your narcissistic, ego-maniacal, selfishness that you may be exaggerating just a bit? Enough of your whining. Enough attacking the press. Enough of not leading the nation that elected you to do just that. Put on your big boy pants. Understand that not everyone is going to like you (as was shown by the results of the popular vote). Work for the greatness that this nation has always had, not the greatness you think we have lost. Get your House in order. This isn’t a game, not a round of golf. It is a country that will not be a destroyed by a self-indulgent man such as yourself.

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WEEKLY AWARDS

We now join our currently scheduled programming (fuzz on television crackles and programming comes on).  Good morning ladies and gentlemen.  It is that time once again when we award those lacking common sense, intelligence and overall moral fiber.  This week’s winners have shown that they have the true grit to be selfish, self indulging idiots.  The have passed muster for their lack of consideration to a nation and administration.  Without further ado, the winners are as follows.

ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK AWARD

Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL)

The esteemed senator from the sunshine state has walked away with the award for Asshole of the Week.  He has proven to be prickly enough to deserve the notoriety.  On Thursday the senator was a guest on Hugh Hewitt’s talk radio program.  During his interview, he stated that he would continue to vote for a government shutdown or sequestration unless Obamacare is halted completely.  It seems that the senator believes Obamacare will have dire consequences on businesses and the U.S. health care industry.  Apparently he did not get the memo showing that this idea had been debunked.  Glad to see the Republican party makes sure that their decisions are made on facts and not myths.  Rubio showed his selfishness by threatening to vote to sequester.  It seems the money in his pocket is more important than the health of his constituents.  Well played asshole.

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK AWARD

Bill O’Reilly, Fox News Host 

Mr. O’Reilly has done and said many things in his time on Fox News.  However, it may be just possible that this is one of the best examples of his mastery of douchebaggery.  On Tuesday, he was interviewing a Fox News contributor, Alan Colmes.  During the interview O’Reilly flipped out and started yelling at Colmes and calling him a liar.  Colmes had stated that Obama had proposed spending cuts in the amount of $2 for every dollar that revenues raised.  He then cited Medicaid as a program that Obama was in favor of in regards to reduced spending.  O’Reilly then stated Colmes could not name one specific program that Obama would approve in regards to spending cuts.  When advised that Obama did approve of cuts to Medicaid, O’Reilly began yelling at Colmes calling him a liar and stating that Medicaid was not a specific program. Great job Mr. O’Reilly.  You have shown that even in the face of overwhelming facts, you refuse to accept anything the current administration or Democratic party say as fact.  It is for his steadfast dedication to ignore facts that wins him the award. Perhaps if he learned to accept facts his show would improve.

Well ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, cats and dogs, those are the winners for this week.  It just goes to show that sometimes you can take the man away from the dumb but you can never take the dumb out of the man.  Tune in next week for yet another intoxicating installment of awards.

– Peace, hair grease and love.