For the side of us all that likes to make fun of the most socially inept, I have decided to award weekly or bi-weekly awards for two socially inept individuals in this wonderful place we call Earth. I have decided that too often there is more than one deserving individual who shows a complete lack of class that is so socially unacceptable that they have to simply be recognized for what they are. The winner each week will be the Asshole of the Week award. The dubious runner-up will earn the Douchebag of the Week award.
For the inaugural installment of the awards I have chosen two wonderfully inept individuals. Drum roll please…
…and the winners are:
ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK AWARD
GLENN BECK
Mr. Beck had the audacity to compare dead Norwegian youths to a Hitler youth camp. This comparison was made by Beck after the shooting of over 85 children on an island just outside of Oslo, Norway last week. Beck said the Labour Party youth camp was similar to a Hitler youth camp as no political party should run a youth camp. However, Mr. Beck helped organize a youth camp sponsored by the Tea Party. For this unbelievable comparison, Mr. Glenn Beck receives the award hands down.
DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK AWARD
JOHN BOEHNER
The Speaker of the House, John Boehner, was a dead ringer for this award. After trying to give the debt ceiling negotiations a shot, he turned his back and walked out of all negotiations. For turning his back on his responsibilities as a civil servant to this country, and for putting the United States at risk of defaulting on our debt for the first time in the history of the nation, we salute him for being the best douchebag anyone can be. But hey, he is a Republican. Just an even bigger reason to give him the award. Blame less and work harder Mr. Boehner. I have a feeling we will see you on this list again in the very near future.
So girls and boys, I hope you enjoyed the first installment of the awards. Check back every week or two to see who the recipients will be.
Peace…Hair Grease…and Love.
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