Oh America, Where Did We Go Wrong? – (We Have a Narcissist Cry Baby For a Leader)

There was a time not long ago when the leaders of our proud nation worried more about important matters of state than what other said about them. Tackling issues of national defense, financial crisis, employment, and trade were more important than denouncing the press or politicians who disagree with your opinions and ideologies. That all changed on January 20, 2017.

We are now facing the dumbing down of the position that has long been considered “the most powerful person in the world”. The current president of our beloved country finds it more important to attack the media. “Fake News”. He finds it necessary to remind everybody of his “yuge” and “biggly” victory via the Electoral College (the same Electoral College he said should be done away with). He continues to make false claims about a popular vote victory even though it has been shown he lost the popular vote by almost three million votes, with almost another 3 million votes going to independent candidates.

However, it wasn’t until recently that his true narcissistic nature was shown. He recently gave the commencement speech at the United States Coast Guard Academy. Our esteemed leader chose to use this moment not so much to congratulate the cadets on their accomplishments, but rather to cry out about the treatment he has received since becoming president. He ranted about how no president in the history of our country has been treated as badly as he has. Nevermind the fact that he is a narcissist, self-indulgent to a fault. His statement simply didn’t ring true. For all his braggadocio, he has claimed to be supremely intelligent, he fails to understand that history simply proves his statement false.

His predecessor, President Obama, was treated rather poorly during his eight years. The legitimacy of his educational achievements was called into question. For six years he had a Congress that not only opposed his every move, it blatantly obstructed them. Worst of all, he had his citizenship called into question by none other than our current leader. It would seem that President Obama may quite well have endured worse treatment than our current leader could possibly have received in less than six months in office.

Presidents Kennedy and Lincoln, two of our most respected presidents, most definitely received worse treatment than our current leader. One protected the nation from the threat of war with the USSR. The other saved a nation from collapse and emancipated a race of people. Yet, both were rewarded for their service in a manner not befitting their service to our nation. Kennedy was assassinated while riding in a motorcade in Dallas, Texas. Lincoln was assassinated while attending a performance at Ford’s Theater. These two fine men of character, morals, and dignity were killed in cold blood. This seems to clearly be worse than any treatment our current president could have received.

So now I ask our “esteemed” leader one very simple question. Is it possible that perhaps in all your narcissistic, ego-maniacal, selfishness that you may be exaggerating just a bit? Enough of your whining. Enough attacking the press. Enough of not leading the nation that elected you to do just that. Put on your big boy pants. Understand that not everyone is going to like you (as was shown by the results of the popular vote). Work for the greatness that this nation has always had, not the greatness you think we have lost. Get your House in order. This isn’t a game, not a round of golf. It is a country that will not be a destroyed by a self-indulgent man such as yourself.

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What Is Going On In This Country?

Now, generally, I try not to put forth too much of my personal opinion on things such as racial inequality and things of this nature on public forums. Mostly, this is due to the inevitable fact that someone will end up with a bad case of  Irritable Vagina Syndrome (IVS). Since I don’t have the time, inclination, or necessary ointments to help these people, I try to hold my feelings on issues such as these locked away deep in the bowels of my soul. However, this is not one of those times. Therefore, let us begin this journey of rantings and ravings.

As most of the educated American population is aware, in the Great State of South Carolina, there were indeed not one but two men with the surname of Scott that have been shot and killed by police officers. This week alone, we have found out that one of the officers involved in one of the shootings will not go to court. They claim there was a gun. Yet there has never been any video evidence of said gun. However, they say it was there, did a thorough investigation, and even consulted with other prosecutors from other cities. Therefore, I can accept their decision in this matter. However, the other case in which a man named Scott was shot, to borrow a line from Woody Allen, is a travesty of a mockery of a travesty of a mockery of a travesty. One Officer Slager pulled Mr. Scott over on a cool brisk morning. Mr. Scott, fearing he may have an arrest warrant for unpaid child support, turns himself into Carl Lewis and begins a mad dash away from the officer. (Here is where the plot thickens.) When Mr. Scott is approximately eighteen (18) feet away from said officer, the officer draws his gun and releases a volley of gunfire at Mr. Scott. Alas, poor Scott he knew you hardly. He was struck by rounds from the officer’s prized service revolver and lay dying on the ground. No worries, though, Officer Slager rushed to his side to provide medical attention. Oh, no wait. That isn’t quite what happened. Slager rushes towards the downed suspect. He sees that he is taking his last breath. He stands and goes to retrieve the stun gun that he had dropped while running after the victim. The dashing young officer returns to Scott’s side and drops the stun gun next to him. That is right folks. Instead of providing much-needed first aid, he tried to frame the dying man. Yet, the plot twists even more. A young man video recorded the entire event on his cell phone while walking to work. This led to the eventual arrest of Officer Slager for the murder of the dearly departed Mr. Scott.

Flash forward to last week, and the closing arguments in the trial against Officer Slager are winding down. The jury receives their instructions from the demanding judge. The depart the courtroom. They return many hours later and announce that they cannot continue with deliberations. The judge demands an answer. The foreman advised his honor that they have one man on the jury who states he cannot with good conscience convict a law enforcement officer. The judge scolds the members of the jury and forces them to return to deliberation. Evening comes and they still cannot get the one gentleman to sway. They announce this to his honor once more. “I send you home for the weekend. Deliberations shall continue on Monday,” announces the judge. Come to the morn of Monday, and the jury is once again weighing in on the issues at hand. The holdout, in all his magnificent wisdom, sends a letter to the judge. It states that he cannot and will not change his mind. It is at this time, the foreman asks that this juror is removed and that the judge replaces him with an alternate who has witnessed the proceedings. The judge in his self-righteousness denies this request. A mistrial is declared.

Now I ask you, the good people of this nation. Is this right? An unarmed black man is blatantly shot in the middle of the back while fleeing from an officer of the law. He is shot without any provocation. The officer claims he was in fear for his well-being (nevermind the fact he shot the man running away and then tried to frame him). The case hinged on the vote of one Christian Conservative white man who suddenly decided that he could not in good conscience convict a police officer. Now I ask you to do me just one small favor. Close your eyes, lay back on your couch and imagine that your son our daughter, a young white man or woman, is the one running away from the officer who happens to be black. Do you think the same outcome would have taken place? We claim to be a great nation. However recently it appears that the only thing we are great at is division. Therefore, I ask you without malice, with nothing more than aching in my bosom and emptiness in my gut. Exactly what is going on in this country?

Small Shows

As an avid concertgoer, I like to hit the bigger events, bands that I really know a vast amount of their catalog or that I grew up listening to.  However, it is also extremely rewarding to go and experience bands in some smaller, much smaller venues. You can experience the band in a completely different way. The ambiance is more intimate and often times more fun. Such was the case this past weekend.

My buddy and I made the three and a half hour trek to St. Louis from Kansas City to attend the Reverend Horton Heat show. I was introduced to the dear Reverend a couple of years ago by my friend. It wasn’t my normal kind of music that I would be listening to but it is rocking enough that I enjoy it. One of the great things with hearing a band in a small venue is that their are always opening acts and they generally get to play longer than a normal opening act. Such was the case this weekend at The Ready Room. The opening bands were Igor & The Red Elvises and Nashville Pussy.

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Igor & The Red Elvises are a band we had seen perform a couple of years ago. They played at a town fair in Warrensburg, Missouri. They sounded fairly good. So when given the chance to see them a second time, I couldn’t wait. When they took the stage, there was a fairly good buzz in the air. Needless to say, they came out gunning everyone down with what I can only describe as a Siberian surf rock that attacked your senses with a funky groove.  The same melodic hypnotizing songs we heard two years ago once again hugged my ear drums. The difference this time was provided by the actual venue in which they played. The concrete walls and the sound baffles, this little building echoed music like an arena. Both fans and band were able to enjoy this small moment in time, in a small space, and feel like they were in a fifty thousand seat arena. It was absolutely a growing experience as a music listener. I once again understood why so many of the bands I like choose to play in these small, intimate and if not sometimes shady venues. I will definitely be going to more venues like this to regain that old time rock and roll feeling. I hope you do the same.

The Door Is That Way

It seems every time I turn around lately that there is a Republican party member on television or on the internet extolling the virtues of their party, spouting random mentally incoherent babble on various topics, sharing their xenophobic beliefs or calling for the impeachment of the President of the United States. However, it isn’t only politicians doing the outrageous speaking. It seems that every conservative is coming out of the wood work online. Read any political article and you will surely see comments from conservatives all across the nation damning the Democratic Party, defaming the character of every Muslim in the world or Crying out for President Obama’s impeachment. I have one serious question for these Republicans. Would you support removing your own representatives from Congress?

Remove them for outlandish behavior, trying to infringe upon the rights of all people not affiliated with their Christian beliefs or of the same ethnicity. Remove them from office for trying to ban entry into our country solely because of someone’s religion and refusing to accept refugees unless they are Christian. Throw them out of office for wasting tax payer money. Seven committees have held hearings into Benghazi. Each hearing has shown that their was no guilt or wrong doing on the part of anyone involved. Rather it was shown that it was simply a witch hunt to damage the reputation of Hillary Clinton and her presidential campaign. That was a perfect waste of over $4 billion, money which could have been put to better use. However, Republicans do not care. It’s not their money.

Remove them for holding committee meetings in Congress that are designed to be a waste of time. Ted Cruz, yes we see you. Why would you call a radio show host to provide expert testimony on climate change? He has no expertise in science. This was for a hearing conducted by the Senate Subcommittee on Space, Science and Competitiveness. It wasn’t a broadcast journalist/disc jockey convention. You blatantly called someone as an expert witness to provide testimony on a subject that he had no knowledge of. It isn’t like he spoke for 20 minutes. In true Congressional hearing fashion, he spoke for two hours. How much did that cost the American people?

It is high time that the conservative right do what is right. It is time they work for the people of this nation. It is time they fulfill their oaths of office and work to better our nation. It is time for them to earn their keep. Any future failure to do so will only lead to future harm for our nation. If you waste tax dollars you should be removed from office. If you try to infringe upon the rights of others simply because of a difference in religious ideology, you should be gone. If you support forcing one religious group to wear badges so they can be identified by the remainder of the population, you should most definitely not be holding public office and collecting a substantial paycheck from the American tax payers. Keeping you in office is senseless. You are no more useful than a Marco Rubio Congressional vote.

WEEKLY AWARDS

We now join our currently scheduled programming (fuzz on television crackles and programming comes on).  Good morning ladies and gentlemen.  It is that time once again when we award those lacking common sense, intelligence and overall moral fiber.  This week’s winners have shown that they have the true grit to be selfish, self indulging idiots.  The have passed muster for their lack of consideration to a nation and administration.  Without further ado, the winners are as follows.

ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK AWARD

Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL)

The esteemed senator from the sunshine state has walked away with the award for Asshole of the Week.  He has proven to be prickly enough to deserve the notoriety.  On Thursday the senator was a guest on Hugh Hewitt’s talk radio program.  During his interview, he stated that he would continue to vote for a government shutdown or sequestration unless Obamacare is halted completely.  It seems that the senator believes Obamacare will have dire consequences on businesses and the U.S. health care industry.  Apparently he did not get the memo showing that this idea had been debunked.  Glad to see the Republican party makes sure that their decisions are made on facts and not myths.  Rubio showed his selfishness by threatening to vote to sequester.  It seems the money in his pocket is more important than the health of his constituents.  Well played asshole.

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK AWARD

Bill O’Reilly, Fox News Host 

Mr. O’Reilly has done and said many things in his time on Fox News.  However, it may be just possible that this is one of the best examples of his mastery of douchebaggery.  On Tuesday, he was interviewing a Fox News contributor, Alan Colmes.  During the interview O’Reilly flipped out and started yelling at Colmes and calling him a liar.  Colmes had stated that Obama had proposed spending cuts in the amount of $2 for every dollar that revenues raised.  He then cited Medicaid as a program that Obama was in favor of in regards to reduced spending.  O’Reilly then stated Colmes could not name one specific program that Obama would approve in regards to spending cuts.  When advised that Obama did approve of cuts to Medicaid, O’Reilly began yelling at Colmes calling him a liar and stating that Medicaid was not a specific program. Great job Mr. O’Reilly.  You have shown that even in the face of overwhelming facts, you refuse to accept anything the current administration or Democratic party say as fact.  It is for his steadfast dedication to ignore facts that wins him the award. Perhaps if he learned to accept facts his show would improve.

Well ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, cats and dogs, those are the winners for this week.  It just goes to show that sometimes you can take the man away from the dumb but you can never take the dumb out of the man.  Tune in next week for yet another intoxicating installment of awards.

– Peace, hair grease and love.

WEEKLY AWARDS

Hurry, hurry, step right up!  Come one come all and lay your eyes on the worst of the wicked, the dumbest of the dumb, the ….well you get the point.  It is time again to hand out our prestigious awards.  So, without further ado, let the show begin.

 

ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK AWARD

Rep. K. Michael “Mike” Conaway (R-TX)

The esteemed representative from Texas is one of the biggest vocal critics on federal spending.  He has actually been put on record as saying that spending cuts would help create new jobs.  This is good.  Here comes the asshole however.  He recently lobbied the National Park Service to consider turning the childhood home of President George W. Bush into a national park location.  To begin with this sounds absolutely absurd.  A national park location for a president that pushed us into a trillion-dollar deficit.  This would require more tax money to be spent.  According to a study by the U.S. Department of Interior, it costs between $500,000 and $4,000,000 per year for each national park location.  So is really wise to make that house a park site?  Conaway earns the Asshole of the Week award for considering such foolishness during these financially trying times.  It appears he is not much smarter than his Texas hero.

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK AWARD

Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA)

The wonderful senator from the great state of Iowa runs away with the Douchebag of the Week award.  He is one of the 22 Republican senators that voted against the Violence Against Women Act (VAMA).  He stated that VAMA is unconstitutional.  Specifically, his claim to total douchebaggery is his statement at a town hall meeting in Iowa.  He was asked by a woman why he voted against the act.  He stated, “Native Americans are not capable of holding fair trials.”  He was referring to white men being tried at tribal courts for crimes against women.  Not only did he prove himself to be ignorant, he showed that racism is alive and well in this country.  For this blatant display of stupidity there can be no other winner.

Well friends and foes, I hope that you have once more enjoyed the dubious distinctions that we have awarded.  We will now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

– Peace, hair grease and love.

WEEKLY AWARDS

Well hello there boys and girls, ladies and gents. It is that time again.  You guessed it, time for the weekly awards. This week I am blessed to be able to say that both awards are going to the same benevolent benefactor of bullshit.  He has truly earned both honors.

ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK AWARD

Senator John McCain (R)-AZ

Senator McCain wins the award for the Asshole of the Week Award for his appearance on Meet The Press.  On Sunday, February 17, 2013, the wonderful senator stated that the current administration (you know which one, the one with that black socialist guy) is “perpetrating a massive cover-up” in regards to the deaths of American diplomats in Benghazi.  The details of the attacks on the consulate in Benghazi were released months ago. There has been no proof of any wrong doing in regards to this incident.  However, McCain still insists there is a conspiracy to cover up information in regards to this incident.  Just another example of his need to become retired, as soon as possible.

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK AWARD

Senator John McCain (R)-AZ

The Douchebag of the Week Award goes to the sensational senator as well.  This distinction was earned for his comments in regards to the  nomination of Chuck Hagel to the post of Defense Secretary.  McCain stated that he supported the filibuster against Hagel due to the fact that Hagel was mean to President Bush.  He then went on to say that Hagel would most likely have his nomination confirmed after the Senate’s Presidents Day recess.  Is this the third grade our senators are in?  McCain thought Hagel was mean to President Bush?  If that were the case, would there be anyone who could possibly be available to be nominated?  McCain, as one of the senior senators, should have simply proceeded with getting the confirmation completed prior to the Senate recess.  This would have allowed for more pressing issues to be addressed upon the Senate’s return.  MIA:  McCain’s intelligence and common sense.

It is with the utmost sincerity and good fun that I present this weeks dastardly duo award winner.  I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.  Therefore, join me next week for the next installment of the Weekly Awards. Be sure to tune in.

-Peace…Hair Grease…and Love

WEEKLY AWARDS

It is that time again for the dubious distinctions to be directed toward their derelicts.  This weeks winners are definitely deserving of being  chosen.

ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK 

Representative Lamar Smith (R-TX)

The esteemed representative from the great state of Texas is the recipient of the Asshole Of The Week award.  Like most of his counterparts in the Republican party, Mr. Smith is against immigration reform.  He would prefer that we simply deport all of the illegal aliens that reside in our country.  This week, he warned GOP members to oppose immigration reform as it would give the Democratic party “millions of votes”.  Wow.  Really?  That is a really good reason to deny immigration reform.  No wonder our Congress cannot get anything done.  With hints of wisdom and racism combined like this, Mr. Smith is this week’s most deserving award winner.

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK

Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL)

The esteemed senator from the sunshine state is proudly awarded the Douchebag Of The Week award.  He was chosen by the Republican party to respond to the President Of The United States’ State Of The Union speech.  He used this opportunity to show party strength and lack of intelligence by announcing that he still lives in the same working class neighborhood that he grew up in.  He said that most of his neighbors are the ones who get up early every morning to go to work or receive Social Security and Medicare benefits. He stated that he was proud to be neighbors with these people and that reforms to Social Security and Medicare need to be made for these kind of people.  He sealed the deal for this week’s award when he failed to mention that his house has been for sale since last fall.  He is currently trying to sell the house in an effort to move his wife and children to District of Columbia.  It was a nice touch of douchebaggery.  Brag about how much you love your neighbors and fail to mention that you are ready to up and go the minute the house is sold.

Until next week, enjoy your time and time your enjoyment.

-Peace, hair grease, and love.

How Patriotic Are Americans?

Scouring through the news sites online, I saw that a true American hero was murdered while taking a fellow veteran shooting at a gun range in Texas.  Chris Kyle, a retired Navy Seal, extremely decorated with over 160 confirmed kills, was shot and killed by a 25 year old Marine reservist.  Upon reading the comments to these articles, I was completely flabbergasted.  I couldn’t believe what I was reading.  There were actually posts from fellow Americans that said “he had it coming” and “he got what he deserved”.  Others posted that it was karma that he had been murdered.  It was at this point that I began to wonder just how patriotic Americans really are.

I was raised in a military family.  My grandfather, father, mother, two brothers, and a niece are veterans. I was taught that you respect those who serve and show gratitude for their service.  I eventually joined the military myself, enlisting in the United States Navy at 18 years of age.  I served with pride.   As a veteran, I remember those who died, those I served with, and honor those who serve to this day.  I know that each and every service member has signed a blank check that is payable up to the cost of their life to defend the liberties and freedoms that we enjoy. However, I was also raised to know that not everyone will share this same point of view.

Those who have never served, those who laugh when American soldiers die, those who protest when soldiers are buried are not patriotic.  They  may be proud to be American but the are not patriotic.  They are those who do not know that soldiers do not fight for glory.  They fight for the man or woman next to them. They serve because they love their country so much that they are willing to sacrifice their own life to insure that the nation’s freedoms and liberties endure.  They fight to protect those who cannot protect themselves.  Not every soldier agrees with the wars they fight.  They follow the orders that are given.  This is something their critics should understand.  It is the reason that those who show such unpatriotic behavior should hang their heads in shame.  You don’t have to agree with the wars that take place. Hold the anger you possess against the government itself.  Nothing but pride and respect should be shown for every service member who serves.  Show nothing but respect and honor for those who have paid the ultimate price for you freedoms and liberties.

When I look around this great nation and see how those serving and those who have served are treated, it makes me feel ill.  If you cannot support those who protect you, cannot show one shred of gratitude for those who have protected you, you do not have the right to claim how patriotic you are.  Sit idly by and remain silent for you have not the right to judge those who have given all so that you can speak your mind.   Enlist and serve, protect and defend. Then you will  have earned the right to say whatever you want. Until then you have no idea about the people you mock in their death.

– The Ranter

WEEKLY AWARDS

As you may have read on a previous posting of mine, I am awarding weekly awards for inept or socially unacceptable behavior.  The main winner will be deemed the Asshole of the Week.  The second most polluted social action or statement will be rewarded with the Douchebag of The Week.

This weeks winners are as follows for showing such low moral fiber and a blatant lack of class or redeeming qualities:

ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK AWARD

Sens. Ted Cruz (R-TX), Mike Lee (R-UT), Tim Scott (R-SC), Marco Rubio (R-FL), Mike Johanns (R-NE), Rand Paul (R-KY), Pat Roberts (R-KS), and James Risch (R-ID)

This week’s award goes to 8 Republican senators for there appalling vote to block the Violence Against Women Act.  This act expired at the end of 2012.  Now these super geniuses have decided that the bill does not need to be renewed.  I wonder which one we will see in the news first for punching their wives in the face.  Nothing like the GOP to want to make it legal again to smack the old ball and chain when she doesn’t listen.  Their blatant disregard for an act that was created to protect women earns all of them the award.  

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK AWARD

American Oil Companies

The runner up this week is once again shared.  It goes to all the American owned oil companies that continue to gouge the hard working men and women of this country.  Gas prices are at a 30 year high despite a drilling boom.  However, the executives at these companies will continue to try and use the excuse of problems at refineries and transportation issues.  What they fail to tell the public is that they continue to see record profits.  For not caring about the economic impact of their greed, these companies barely fall short of the top honor.

Check back weekly for the latest winners.  They will be announced every Monday night.

Peace….Hair Grease….& Love.